IMG_2482An unusual book by an unusual publisher. I came across the publishers “Unbound.com” about a year ago. Unbound is a crowdfunding book publisher. Potential authors submit an outline of their book which Unbound.com then publicise. If sufficient sponsorship is found then the author writes or finishes writing the book and it is published. Funding a book in this manner means that the publisher knows in advance that the book will be a financial success. Sponsors receive a copy of the book and all books include a tribute list showing the names of the sponsors.
“My Tutu went AWOL” was my first sponsorship with unbound. The book appealed to me as it concerned the adventures and misadventures of a cross dressing ballerina entertaining the troops in far flung and downright dangerous places, namely Iraq and Afganistan. The unlikely hero Iestyn Edwards a classically trained singer and pianist who lives in Aldeburgh. Asked to perform on board HMS Victory, for the 200th anniversary of the battle of Trafalgar. Iestyn met The First Sea Lord, who suggested that Iestyn should audition for CSE. (Combined Services Entertainment). A wonderful organisation who are responsible for entertaining our troops overseas.
Thinking that his role would be, recitals of light classics for officers mess nights at The Hilton Park Lane. Iestyn went along to the audition, only to find that he had signed up to a tour in Iraq, as his alter ego, Madame Galina the ballerina.
Iestyns writing is is camp and chatty like listening to an old friend reminiscing with an after dinner glass or two of port. I do hope they bring out an Audio version of this, narrated by Alan Carr, it would make a brilliant listen.
What I loved about the book was the way the rough, tough, battle hardened marines. Took Madame Galina under their wing. Some of them, particularly his body guard “Stacks” becoming life-long friends. The book didn’t give a description of Madame Galina’s performance which meant the reader had to stretch their imagination. I overcame this by posting “Madame Galina” into youtube and watching her act, then imagining it transported to a bomb shelter in Basra.

The book contains a lot of military slang and technical jargon. Which may be difficult for civilian readers. There is very little mention of Iestyns fellow entertainers, among them Rhod Gilbert, who might have added some of their own memories. All in all a great light hearted read.
Its four bites from me.

Jeff Short
I was born into a Forces family so naturally enjoyed Biggles as a child alongside Enid Blyton.
I fell in love with the Librarian at RAF Akrotiri and read and read so that i could see her every day. The book that I read there that had the greatest impact on me was Joseph Heller’s Catch 22 – set on an American airbase on a small island in the Mediterranean, and filled with military incompetence with black humour. I could never take service life seriously again.
I usually has three books on the go at any one time. Kindle, Audio and a proper book. My favourite genres are military memoirs and thrillers but being compulsive I’ll read anything.

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