One of the most important ways I choose which books to read is by using the blurb on the back. Nine times out of ten it gives me a really good idea of the tone of the book, the subject matter and often the writing style. Then there’ll either be the little nose wrinkle that accompanies a mental ‘meh’ and the book goes on the No pile, or a pursing of the lips accompanied by a ‘ooh’ and on the never-ending TBR pile it goes.

The blurb on the first book in The Norrland Saga led to the latter of these:

Call“Meet Ivar Skullcleaver. Lovely lad. He likes to read. Plunder. Slaughter. Shamelessly manipulate friends and foes. And he’s the hero of this lighthearted fantasy adventure.

Start your journey in the mysterious islands of Norrland, embark on an adorable pillaging cruise, sail bravely through a fierce storm and reach the island-kingdom of Ingorle… shipwrecked and defenseless. But don’t worry, it’s not that bad. Not yet. Not until the soldiers of Ingorle turn you into a slave and send you up north to defend their borders from a hidden threat that only reveals itself moments before killing the beholder in a very rude way. Now it’s truly bad. So, again, don’t worry. It should get better. Especially since the hidden threat strikes and…OK, that’s enough for spoilers. Read the book”

I was expecting a sarcastic, humorous, adventurous romp of a book that didn’t take itself too seriously just based on that, but helpfully the author continues with a bit of a laundry list. Having now read the book, I feel qualified, nay compelled, to comment (in blue)…

“SOUNDS INTERESTING, BUT WHAT DO I ACTUALLY GET?
– A delightful adventure in a fantasy world inspired by an Europe at the dawn of the Viking Age. Definitely a delightful fantasy world- there was good world-building and the  Norrlanders fit within the rules of the world whilst clearly showing their Viking inspired roots. The plot was certainly adventurous with lots going on and a fast pace set almost from the outset.
– A story of conquest (yep), vengeance (yep), friendship (yep), bravery (yep) and subtle manipulation (double yep)
– Battles. An obscene amount of battles. Land battles, sea battles, sieges, duels, slaughter, a bit of torture (not much, though. The author is not very fond of it), basically every act that can be performed by upstanding pirates, cutthroats and murderers. It was pretty violent which may put some people off but we’re not talking Game of Thrones or 300 levels of violence-it’s not that graphic.
– A war of wits. Because wars are not won simply by hurling soldiers at the enemy even if that’s a tactic frequently used by some….
– A big and happy smile on the cover, just to brighten your day 🙂 hmmm very cheery!
– Plenty of twists and unexpected turns of events that are overcome with the most powerful form of magic. The magic of the mind I would agree with the twists and turns of the plot but have to say they weren’t always unexpected 🙂
– Definitely not the “you must love the hero because I’ve made him so unbelievably perfect and you must hate the antagonists because they’re bad in such a cheap way” approach. Definitely not that. Feel free to love or hate the characters based on your own morality. Or lack of.  I’m not sure there is a way to love a hero so very much based on the brutality of the Vikings! But this was one of the things I liked about this book- the characters were not cardboard cutouts. It was very much a protagonist/antagonist book as opposed to a heroes/villains. It was difficult to relate to some of the characters because… you know… Vikings!
– A bit of humor and a lighthearted story. Just because the characters are busy slaughtering each other doesn’t mean the tone of the novel has to be dead serious. Absolutely agree- it’s light-hearted, it’s funny, it’s not even trying to be serious. This is a book that just wants you to enjoy reading it!”

And enjoy it I did! It’s a solid 3 biter with the proviso that if you don’t like gratuitous swearing, you may not want to read this…

Rachel Brazil
Although well-known amongst my family for my habit of falling asleep with a book on my face, I’ve not let the constant face bruises deter me from indulging in my favourite pastime. There is no famine, only feast, in my house with every flavour of book available for consumption. I’m happy to sample almost anything from the smorgasbord of literature available but can always be tempted with a juicy murder mystery or sweet little romance.

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